It’s not a “pre-game” it’s “the meeting before the meeting.”

I spent an alarming amount of time in the shower this morning trying to figure out what tool I use to apply conditioner to my hair. I, much like I assume a majority of others, use my hands.

7 is super stressed that he has his first wiggly tooth, and doesn’t know what to expect from it.

I was so incredibly sick yesterday. Thankfully I woke up today feeling almost normal.

Playing catchup with my bookshelves in Epilogue today. Whee.

Currently reading: Tress of the Emerald Sea by Brandon Sanderson 📚

Currently reading: The Assassin’s Blade by Sarah J. Maas 📚

Currently reading: The Complete Book of the New Sun by Gene Wolfe 📚

Finished reading: Dawnshard by Brandon Sanderson 📚

Finished reading: The Sunlit Man by Brandon Sanderson 📚

8, née 7 woke up sick on her birthday. Being a trooper about it.

Finished reading: Confessions of a CIA Spy by Peter Warmka 📚

Currently reading: The Bands of Mourning by Brandon Sanderson 📚

Finished reading: Wind and Truth by Brandon Sanderson 📚

I learned the correct pronunciation of the word “satiety” last week, and now I keep catching myself chanting it and giggling.

It took a couple weeks, but I finally managed to throw out the wadded napkin in my jacket pocket.

That time 6 hid a knife in a breadstick.

Sometimes you just gotta let the kids chase that happy.

6yo keeps shouting “WAR MACHINE” and giggling from his bedroom at bedtime.

I refuse to investigate because I just want him to live his truth sometimes.

There’s a tiny bit of snow coming for us this afternoon. Taking bets we close school.

Back to work tomorrow for the first time since … sometime in December. I don’t actually remember any more.